40 Hands

Named for the classic Tim Burton-Johnny Depp film, Edward Scissorhands, Edward 40 Hands has been in existence as long as getting irresponsibly drunk has been a past-time.... Well, to be honest, we're not entirely sure when it was invented; likely in some fraternity basement as a result of pledge hazing. Either way, Edward 40 Hands has been a go-to way to separate boys from men, whether it be at a frat party, or a backyard rager.
The rules are stupid simple. Open two 40 ounce beers, have a friend duct tape them to your hands, and drink. The only way to get the use of your hands back is to finish BOTH bottles. Hands freezing? Too bad. Gotta pee? Sucks to suck. Better drink faster so you finish before you're plastered. Until now, the game has had little to no refinements. That's where we come in.

Anyone who's played Edward 40 Hands can tell you the drawbacks of the game... Ice-cold beers being cemented to your bare skin;
beer getting warm before you can finish it;
wishing you could use you fingers to relieve your throbbing bladder full of malt liquor, or enjoy that cigarette you've been craving;
tripping and falling onto your big broken glass bottle-hands of sadness;
tearing out every hair on your hand when you finally remove the duct-tape (if someone is even sober enough to manage that).

... Well 40 Hands has the solution.

• • Keeps hands warm

• • Keeps beer cold

• • Free those fingers

• • No more duct-tape

Each 40 Hands set is hand-stitched right here in America.

Made of high quality insulating neoprene (just like your granddads koozies), keep those fingers warm at that chilly football game, or that 40 ouncer cold at your next backyard barbecue. 40 Hands are one-size-fits-all! With a velcro wrist strap, those suckers aren't coming off until someone takes them off. They're reusable (no more wasting duct-tape), washable (made a mess, did we?), and fashionable (available in several designs, to match your boat shoes and pastel shorts).